Bits and Pieces

Today’s fast paced society renders me immobile and ambivalent. Yes, that is the root cause of my procrastination and laziness. Society.

Hu. Ha. Ha.

This is an excellent article to devote the minutes of my life on. Lookie, beauty tip. Who doesn’t need it? And lookie hoo, a mental alertness beauty article? Wowsie.

But unfortunately, and possibly, maybe, to the detriment and despair of society, self censoring is at work when I read it.

Here’s a chronology of me reading the inasanely profound Elle article to illustrate:

Summer –> Oh yes, the season where sun shines and all things bright and bright colours –> I sure love bright colours –>distracted –> yeah, I get distracted a lot –> is it a 21^st century phenomenon maybe I should write a thesis on that –>nah, maybe I’ll get distracted –> daydreaming à daydreaming –> daydreaming –> daydreaming blah blah blah

The minutes, or hours the author put into the article, however earnest my intentions of reading it, would have been lost even without me self-censoring and skimming through it.

Let me try reading in earnest this time.

What did I just read?

Er. Some article with a broccoli picture.

That’s wonderful.